Funny Quotes on Photography Day
If you've worked as a photographer for any amount of time, you've undoubtedly heard more puns and jokes about the industry than you care to admit. It's a given that those who are unaware of the time and effort required to create a single photographic masterpiece will undoubtedly have opinions. Even with the best of intentions, those remarks have frequently been used as material for puns and jokes. Set aside your camera for a little while and let's browse through some of our favourites to see what happens.
"Some say pictures don't lie, but mine do." – David LaChapelle
"That's just the way your face looks sometimes; there are no bad pictures." – President Lincoln
"Everyone's memory is like a snapshot. Some people lack film. – Stephen Wright
"Stuff like photography is really easy. You simply respond to what you observe and snap an enormous number of photos. — Elliott Erwitt
"I love you more than Kodak, Shelly." - Edward Furlong in the film Pecker
"Treat your photographer with kindness, as they hold the power of editing." – Unidentified
"My dear, good photography isn't cheap, and cheap photography isn't good."
"Sure, I'd be happy to take your pictures for free. I paid thousands of dollars for all of this equipment for precisely that reason.
“Selling your camera is the quickest way to make money in photography.”– Unidentified
"I was terribly mistaken to purchase Fifty Shades of Grey in the expectation that it would clarify white balance for me."
“On sometimes, I show up right when God is prepared for someone to press the shutter.”– Ansel Adams
“The steps to correct the errors God made in creating tonal relationships are dodging and burning.”– Ansel Adams
"On Tinder photos and their meaning: Selfie taken at an odd angle = This is the only angle where I actually look human" – Tom Phillips